These "Photographers" Should Be Judged For Crimes Against Humanity: "These "Photographers" Should Be Judged For Crimes Against Humanity
A reminder to some "professional photographers" out there: give it up already. Just because you own a camera you are not a professional photographer. Stop with your horrible wedding ideas, your avant-vomit pregnancy photomontages and birth announcement atrocities at once.
I tried to pick some particularly horrible examples for this gallery, but I couldn't. They are all so incredibly bad that they make want to put a fork perpendicular to the table and slowly press my eye against it until it reaches the back of my skull"
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Tuesday, 13 September 2011
Orangutan must kick this cig habit | The Sun |News
Orangutan must kick this cig habit | The Sun |News: "SHIRLEY the orangutan is going cold turkey after Malaysian wildlife officials banned her from smoking cigarettes.
Shirley was rescued by the authorities who thought she was living in unacceptable conditions at a state-run zoo last week.
She would sit in her enclosure puffing away on cigarettes thrown to her by visitors in Johor state.
A host of other animals were also seized."
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Shirley was rescued by the authorities who thought she was living in unacceptable conditions at a state-run zoo last week.
She would sit in her enclosure puffing away on cigarettes thrown to her by visitors in Johor state.
A host of other animals were also seized."
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11 Great Geek-Girl Makeovers in Movies - The Moviefone Blog
11 Great Geek-Girl Makeovers in Movies - The Moviefone Blog: "There are few things movies love more than a good makeover, especially if it starts with a geeky, shy, super-smart girl who's never met a flatiron or tweezers. Take, for example, Geek Poster Girl Anne Hathaway, who undergoes another 'Princess Diaries'-type transformation over the course of her latest film, 'One Day.'
Below, check out some of our favorite geek girls who came into their own with a little lipstick, a pair of heels and a smashing updo. And, yes, they usually have to lose those glasses for the transformation to be complete. "
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Below, check out some of our favorite geek girls who came into their own with a little lipstick, a pair of heels and a smashing updo. And, yes, they usually have to lose those glasses for the transformation to be complete. "
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Astronomer: 3 reasons we can't blow up a planet sci-fi style | Blastr
Astronomer: 3 reasons we can't blow up a planet sci-fi style | Blastr: "Earth explodes in the teaser trailer for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Well, if you're Vader, you just fire up the Death Star's main weapon. If you're Serleena, you just fire some doohickey at one planet after another, leaving destruction in your wake on your way to Earth (until the Men in Black defeat you, of course). If you're Commander Kruge, you just wait for the Genesis planet to tear itself apart (though Kirk may kick your face off a cliff first). If you're Marvin the Martian, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator will fit the bill nicely.
Heck, Dr. Rodney McKay once blew up an entire planet by accident.
Point and shoot, right?
Well, hold on there a sec, buckaroo. Blowing up a planet isn't as easy as script writers might think. In fact, it's incredibly difficult"
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Well, if you're Vader, you just fire up the Death Star's main weapon. If you're Serleena, you just fire some doohickey at one planet after another, leaving destruction in your wake on your way to Earth (until the Men in Black defeat you, of course). If you're Commander Kruge, you just wait for the Genesis planet to tear itself apart (though Kirk may kick your face off a cliff first). If you're Marvin the Martian, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator will fit the bill nicely.
Heck, Dr. Rodney McKay once blew up an entire planet by accident.
Point and shoot, right?
Well, hold on there a sec, buckaroo. Blowing up a planet isn't as easy as script writers might think. In fact, it's incredibly difficult"
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New species of ancient predatory fish discovered - Houston Chronicle
New species of ancient predatory fish discovered - Houston Chronicle: "PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Research scientists at Philadelphia's Academy of Natural Sciences say they have discovered a new species of ancient fish.
It was a large predatory fish with a powerful bite that prowled ancient North American waterways around 375 million years ago.
They have named their discovery Laccognathus embryi (lack-ugg-NAY'- thus EM'-bree-eye). It had a wide head, small eyes and large sharp teeth and probably grew up to 6 feet long."
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It was a large predatory fish with a powerful bite that prowled ancient North American waterways around 375 million years ago.
They have named their discovery Laccognathus embryi (lack-ugg-NAY'- thus EM'-bree-eye). It had a wide head, small eyes and large sharp teeth and probably grew up to 6 feet long."
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9 Signs Your Dinner Date Is Going South - Food Media - Food News - CHOW
9 Signs Your Dinner Date Is Going South - Food Media - Food News - CHOW: "Dinner dates seem like such a good idea: get to know each other in a nonthreatening public place while relaxing over beverages and food. Unfortunately, as the Chowhound thread "Weird/Bad Food Related Dates" shows, they're a minefield of subtle humiliations and egregious cluelessness.
1. Your date micromanages your meal. "This guy kept picking the restaurants and would not let me have any input," says NicoleFriedman. Tehama tells of a bad date with a man she calls Third, who tried to force an order of white Zin on her. "Me: Sorry! I will have a Makers Mark + ginger ale please. Third: That is very heavy; she will have something lighter. Me: No! Bring me the Makers Mark. As quickly as possible, please. Third: look of haughty disdain.""
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1. Your date micromanages your meal. "This guy kept picking the restaurants and would not let me have any input," says NicoleFriedman. Tehama tells of a bad date with a man she calls Third, who tried to force an order of white Zin on her. "Me: Sorry! I will have a Makers Mark + ginger ale please. Third: That is very heavy; she will have something lighter. Me: No! Bring me the Makers Mark. As quickly as possible, please. Third: look of haughty disdain.""
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General Grievous vs the Cats: When Is It Okay to Glue Lego? | GeekDad | Wired.com
General Grievous vs the Cats: When Is It Okay to Glue Lego? | GeekDad | Wired.com: "There’s a bit of an unwritten law among Lego geeks that gluing a kit together is taboo —unless you’re creating something for use in Legoland, where presumably, large scale models that could be pulled apart would pose a danger to visitors, not to mention a lot of maintenance work and rebuilding at the end of the day. Building the kits by the instructions is fun, but it gets better when you pull them apart and the pieces are added to the collective Lego bin where imagination takes over. Can’t do that if the model is permanently stuck together. My kids’ playroom has a massive tub of Lego pieces that has assimilated everything from the Hogwarts castle to the Batmobile and countless Star Wars sets"
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